"You know what's so great about being a top-notch executive?" -Sarah
"Oh please tell me what." -Nick
"The electric door closer." -Sarah
"Oh, I like that." -Nick

"You know, not all men are like your father, Sarah." -Nick
"For the first time in my life, I'm allowing myself to hope that you're right." -Sarah

"Remember, Nick, the difference between the rich and other people is that the rich have more money." -Sarah

"Very nice container that lovely blue blood is pumping through." -Charlie (a.k.a. the Doc)

"I was so stupid last night." -Nick
"Stupid is as stupid does." -Dennis
"Thanks for that insight, Forrest." -Nick

Written by Jeffrey Stepakoff, Directed by Michael Rhodes

Guest starring Guy Boyd, Charmin Lee, Kaela Dobkin, and Victor Slezak as Bordon Hicks